February 2012
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so from what i gather
jean dujardin won best actor and was so adorable and french that nobody was even that mad that he wasn’t gary oldman
meryl won best actress and half of tumblr was happy and the other half was like ‘well she wasn’t really the best actress but she is meryl streep so i guess we’ll go with it?’
the artist won best picture and everything was...
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superdunphy:
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waiting for andrew garfield to crash the oscars by sprinting across the stage in the middle of a random acceptance speech in his spidey suit, grabbing the statuette, and throwing it into fincher’s waiting arms before disappearing into a cloud of smoke.
prayer circle for this to happen
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dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
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pointy-earedbastard:
If Oscar was a dude his lovemaking would be quick and unsatisfactory.
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wyndampryces:
Billy Crystal is a fucking legend.
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haleigh and i are watching the academy awards together
we were supposed to also be doing homework but
look at all the fucks we give
hint: none
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ladymalchav:
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mitotic:
f is for friends that always ignore you
u is for u have no one
n is for never ever try to talk at all
down here in the pits of hell
shit i know this was supposed to be serious but i had the sudden mental image of this being alistair’s welcome to hell song and dance number and now i can’t stop laughing
#NOW YOU TRY IT DEAN #F IS FOR FUCK YOU DEMONIC...
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gabrielesque:
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People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
a cave troll
ulfric stormcloak
ice king
ke$ha
a baby
my cat
the cast of glee
jar jar binks
tommy wiseau
nicolas cage
cersei...
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twelfth-doctor answered your question: guys i need wordy porn i know what you’re…
Two Two One Bravo Baker is a treasure trove of porn.
bless you
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guys
i need wordy porn
i know what you’re thinking
but it’s for research
FOR SCIENCE.
so yeah. slash. pwp. lots of it. any fandom. now.
please? :D ?
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JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
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watching batman returns with abby roommate
be jealous
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masterlila replied to your photo: ?????????????????? what is happen should i be…
just don’t reply or anything. most likely spam…
comebaaack replied to your photo: ?????????????????? what is happen should i be…
I got one of these too… I just deleted
interesting. thanks, guys!
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i feel like making more sherlock ringtones
good idea y/y?
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Questions actually worth answering.
hakkaiduo:
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time? 2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color. 3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on? 4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show. 5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and...
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